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HINDI SCRIPTS JAGADISH

CORRUPTION
Anupam kher Salman khan Shahrukh khan Amir khan Nasaruddin shah ompuri Nana patekar Amitabh bachan SCENE 1

Police officer : Anupam kher :

thane bulaya hai kyon

Police officer : tumhara beta beech raste par mara mari kar raha tha inspector bula raha hai Anupam kher : Wife : Anupam kher : Inspector : Anupam kher : Inspector : Anupam kher : Inspector : Anupam kher : Inspector : Anupam kher : pandrah minute main a raha hoo kaha ja rahe ho beta paida kiya hai isliye paisa laye ho kaise paise beta bahar chahiye ya nahi uske liye paise pehli bar thane aye ho kya haan dus hazar aisa , kaun sa jurm kiya hain mere bete ne

Inspector :

mar peet ,

Anupam kher :

vakeel leke akar aapse baat karta hoon

Inspector : uski jaroorat nahi, aaj ravivar hain, beta raat bhar under rahega ya bahar nikaloge Anupam kher : Inspector : itna paisa mere paas nahi hain kal laoge to bees hazar

Anupam kher : kal vakeel lekar ata hoon Inspector : jaisi tumhari marzi

Scene 2 Vakeel : Anupam kher : bahut pecheda case hai, 1 lakh chahiye itna paisa , ek maar peet ke liye

Vakeel : beta chudana woh bhi police logo ke saath , ghoos to dena padega, chudane ke liye Anupam kher : bahut mushkil se ghar mein paanch hazar tankhwah milti hai aur itni badi rakam dena mere bas ki baat nahi hai Vakeel : to bache kyon paida karte ho

Anupam kher : shukriya

Scene 3 Inspector : Anupam kher : Inspector : kyon phirse, vakeel saath laye ho bees hazar laya hoon , bacha chudane ke liye bees hazar nahi chalega, poora pachas hazar loonga

Anupam kher : apne kal bola tha bees hazar

Inspector :

haan , par ab mujhe yaad nahi hain

Anupam kher : kal lekar aaoon Inspector : kal laoge to 1 lakh nahi to tumhara beta salakhon ke peeche hamesha ke liye Anupam kher : shukriya

Yeh hai bharat ki kahani jo har ghar main sunayi jaati hai, yaha par log paiso se baat karte hain, jiske paas paisa uske pas naam , shauharat aur jiske paas paisa na ho to duniya bhar ki thokre khane pe majboor

Scene 4 CBI special branch corruption department Amir khan : Shahrukh khan : Salman khan : Amir khan : Shah rukh khan : giri to andhera Amir khan : Salman khan : Amir khan : failti hai Salman khan : ki Amir khan : Salman khan : teen jasoos ek kam statement achi hai kaun si khushi main special branch corruption , corruption removal at once mombati ko seedha rakho to kaam pe ati hai, agar neeche

matlab corruption ko nikalo nahi to job se bahar bacha bacha janta hai ki bharat desh mein corruption kaise

to hum kis khet ki muli hai, naam salman aur kam bahaduri

shayari sunoge is par beshak

Amir khan : shayari arz kiya hai, corruption se kya darna , hum khud uske liye bane hai, log jitney bhi ho corruption badane ke liye, hum unse kum nahi hai Salman khan : wah wah, wah , wah arz kiya hai, crime branch ke hum teeno, kam watan ka, chalte huye corruption logo se kya darna , hum hai , corruption ki khatir shah rukh khan : wah , arz kiya hai , zindagi ka naam corruption hai, yeh humne padi thi, cbi mein akar, kaam aisa kar jayenge, dekhne wale kahenge wah wah , wah wah

Scene 5 Officer : Sab teeno ompuri : Amir khan : Om puri : Shah rukh khan : boss is calling good morning sir good morning any news ek pechida case hai , sunoge batayiye

Om puri : Mumbai ki sadko mein corruption is rampant, yeh to hum sab jante hai, par in sab se badi hai paisa, aur jiske paas paisa hai wah corruption badata hai, yeh crime branch or corruption unit bhali banti janti hai, is corruption ko stop karne ke liye abhi tak humne jo kuch bhi kiya hai kafi nahi hai. Mumbai mein corruption ab bhi continue ho rahi hai, aur tum teeno ko isliye bulaya hai taki tum teeno Mumbai jante ho aur pandrah saal se Mumbai ki seva karte ho. Mere anusar is Mumbai mein crime aur corruption badane ke peeche teen logo ka haath hai 75% of the times, yeh information mujhe aaj crime branch of CBI ne bataya hai, yeh hai tumhari assignment , inko kaise pakadte ho yeh tum teeno ki intelligence par chod deta hoon Salman khan : Yeh teeno akhir kaun hai , aur karte kya hai information ke anusar Om puri : information ke anusar teeno dost hai tum teeno ki tarah aur bade business man , kya karte hai yeh nahi malum, but swiss

bank main account hai without any official proof , unke naam is file main hai, naam nasaruddin shah , amitabh bachan and Nana patekar Amir khan : Om puri : Teeno : case hum teeno solve kar dege time 6 months from today assignment , good luck thank you sir

Scene 6

Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : liye Nasaruddin shah : Nana patekar :

latest kya khabar hai kuch nahi , kuch teen bande a rahe hai kuch puchtash ke

humse mukabla, kaun hai yeh teeno cbi specialist corruption

Amitabh bachan : arz kiya hai bache hum nahi hai , chori chupe ate nahi hai, waqt humara barbad mat kijiye, hum kisi ke naukar nahi hai Nasaruddin shah : Nana patekar : kiske liye bani hai yeh shayari aur kiske liye CBI specialist ke liye aur kaun

Nasaruddin shah : to humari shayari suniye, arz kiya hai bacho se to pala hum roz karte hai, bacho se pala hum roz karte hai, yeh teeno kis khet ki muli hai jo humse nata jodna chahte hai Nana patekar : arz kiya hai sapno ke sudagar hum nahi hai, bache woh hai hum nahi hai , jitni bhi der woh bate humse kare, kaam hum karenge woh nahi

Scene 7

Salman khan : Nasaruddin shah :

teeno ek saath kyon hum ander nahi a sakte

Amir khan : Amitabh bachan : Shahrukh khan : Amitabh bachan : Amir khan : Nana patekar :

a sakte hain par ek ek karke kyon kyonki savera jab hota hai to log kya karte hain naha dho ke ek saath khana khate hain uske baad apne apne kaam pe lag jate hai

Shah rukh khan : hum bhi wohi kar rahe hai, bari bari se ana jaroori hai kaam ke silsiley main

Scene 8 Nana patekar : Amir khan : Salman khan : Nana patekar : good morning good morning kaam business man

Shah rukh khan : what type Nana patekar : Amir khan : Nana patekar : Salman khan : Nana patekar : Amir khan : Nana patekar : Salman khan : Nana patekar : kuch bhi jo desh seva ke liye upyog hota hai yani ngo wohi samajh lijiye matlab ngo tankhwah ngo ka jitna yani kitna 5 lakhs har mahine

Shah rukh khan : Nana patekar : Shah rukh khan : Nana patekar : Shah rukh khan : Nana patekar : Amir khan : Nana patekar : Amir khan : Nana patekar : Shah rukh khan : Nana patekar : Salman khan : Nana patekar : Shah rukh khan: Nana patekar : Amir khan : Salman khan:

paise kaha par hai swiss bank account main waha par kyon any illegal no phir waha par kyon safety kaisi safety paisa jyada hai isliye har mahine kitna paisa ata hai apke paas har mahine 60 to 90 lakhs karte kya hai us paise say desh seva yani education, nature development, old age homes kitna paisa dete hai is sari cheese karne ke liye kareeb 1crore abhi apne kaha ki income 60 to 90 lakhs aur abhi kaha ki 1 crore spent

Teeno ek saath : kuch samjhe nahi tension Amir khan: Nana patekar : balancesheet, profit and loss statement nasaruddin shah karta hain usse poochna padega

Teeno : thank you

Scene 9

Nasaruddin shah : Teeno : Amir khan : Nasaruddin shah : Shahrukh khan : Nasaruddin shah : Salman khan : Nasaruddin shah : Amir khan : Nasaruddin shah : Shah rukh khan : Nasaruddin shah : Salman khan : Nasaruddin shah : Amir khan : Nasaruddin shah : Shahrukh khan : Nasaruddin shah : Salman khan :

good morning good morning job kya hai business kaisa business wohi desh seva yani education wohi samajh lijiye yani ngo se hatke yes accounts apne kaha se seekhi fms delhi any project amitabh bachan ke saath unke company mein 5 years back amitabh bachan apse bade hain kareeb char saal bade karte kya hain amitabh bachan accounts designation in the office

Nasaruddin shah : jaise sab companies ke ceo Amir khan : ceo or woh bhi accounts

Nasaruddin shah : yani cfo uske baad ceo Shahrukh khan : yani company kiski hai

Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ki Salman khan : Tension Amir khan : fine accounts aur cfo se ceo

Nasaruddin shah : main karta hoon Amir khan : Nasaruddin shah : Shahrukh khan : Nasaruddin shah : Salman khan : Nasaruddin shah : Amir khan : Nasaruddin shah : Shahrukh khan : education mein par mahine kitni amdani hoti hai kareeb 1 crore aur kharcha kareeb 80 lakhs apki tankhwah 5 lakh log kitne hai bas hum teen yani kharcha teen logo ka 20 lakh right

Nasaruddin shah : yes right Shahrukh khan : Salman khan : tension Sab teeno : Amir khan : thankyou fine amitabh bachan ko bulayiye yani mahina 1 crore kharcha 80 lakhs 3 log 15 lakh to baki 5 lakh

Scene 10 Amitabh bachan : Shahrukh khan : good afternoon pata nahi tha dopahar ho gayi

Amitabh bachan : subah kisne dekha hai , shaam ho gayi, dopahar baki hai, kam karte jayiye aap, hum kisliye hain Teeno : thankyou

Amir khan : subah ka nashta kiya hain, dopahar apse , shaam abhi baki hain kaam humara aap dekh lijiye Shah rukh khan : Amitabh bachan : Salman khan : Amitabh bachan : Amir khan : Amitabh bachan : Shah rukh khan : Amitabh bachan : Salman khan : Amitabh bachan : Shahrukh khan : Amitabh bachan : Amir khan : Amitabh bachan : Shahrukh khan : naam amitabh bachan kaam ngo ke alava what ngo aapka business education yani ngo education nahi sirf education aap ceo uske haan nasaruddin shah kehte hain ki aap ngo chalate hain wohi ngo aap ceo kab bane kareeb 3 years back usse pehle

Amitabh bachan : naukri

Salman khan :

marketing

Amitabh bachan : yes Shahrukh khan : accounts mein apki dilchaspi

Amitabh bachan : accounts maine kabhi touch nahi ki sirf marketing Amir khan : hain nana patekar bol rahe the ki aap accounts mein unke baap

Amitabh bachan : woh kuch saal maine use padayi thi Shahrukh khan : nahi hain Tension Aap bahar baithiye hum abhi ate hain aap keh rahe the abhi ki apki koi accounts main dilchaspi

Scene 11 Teeno ko bulake copy of discussion and ended with for giving false information arrested Ompuri : congratulation boys , how did you manage

Amir khan : palang par sothe huye admi ko jagana ho to hamari tarah kaam karni chahiye Every one laughs Shahrukh khan : what would happen to them Ompuri : Salman khan : under arrest Ompuri : woh hum par chod do thank you sir , but for your kind information you are also

I didn’t understand

Amir khan : poori story main ek baat nasaruddin shah ne kahi wah yeh hai ki paanch lakh baki kaha gayi humne khud chan been ki to

pata chala accounts mein ki har bar paanch lakh kisi mr sher ke naam pe transfer hoti hai har do mahine ke baad, kuch gumnam vyakti, woh bhi do mahine kyonki agar har mahine ho to pata chal jayega Shahrukh khan : chaanbeen karne par bhi yeh nahi malum hua ki wah vyakti kaun hai, tab address check ki to pata chala ki wah bhi galat address hai, ab yeh malum padna chahiye ki wah vyakti kaun hai Salman khan : hum yahi kab se soch rahe the ki apko kaise malum pada ki teeno vyakti poori 75% in logo se corruption hoti hai, yeh information apko crime branch se mili thi par yeh jab humne chaanbeen kari to pata chala ki unhe yeh information indirectly apse mili Amir khan : yani aap un teeno ke kuch lagte hai, pata chala to aap woh admi hain jinhone wah company ki shuruvat ki baahar se Shah rukh khan : par hume yeh nahi malum ki aap ne un teeno ke bare main apne hume kyon batayi, baat chupchap se ki ja sakti thi, yeh unhe jail bhijwane ka apka matlab kya tha Salman khan : history phir se dauhrayi ja rahi hai ki char dost teen company ke ander aur ek bahar plan bilkul amazing teen paisa aiththe hain aur chauhta corruption daba deta hai Amir khan : kuch salo baad teeno milbaithke paisa loot rahe the aur accounts main jo paisa apka ana tha ruk gayi, aap baukhla gaye aur corruption main unko phasana chaha Shahrukh khan : aur ek baat samajh nahi ayi, ki apne hum teeno ko kyon choose ki , seedha , seedha unko giraftar kar sakte the aur corruption ka case close kar sakte the Yeh beech main hum teeno ko kuch samjhe nahi Salman khan : taki apka naam beech main na aye isliye, kuch galat valat ho jaye nahi dar ke mare right mr sher Ompuri : yes

Teeno : NEXT

welcome to jail mr sher

KISMAT KA KHEL
Nana Patekar kajol amitabh bachan tabu shabana azmi kader khan saif ali khan gulshan grover

Scene 1
Nana patekar: kajol : Nana patekar: upvas rakhti thi kajol : Nana patekar : kajol : Nana patekar kajol : : kya hua, chup baithey ho aaj somvar hai, Maine upvas rakha hai. to aaj khana milega ki nahi. Tumhari, amma bhi somvar ko

maloom hai, unhi se sikhi hoon khana kuch banaya hai, ya bhuke pet sovu fridge mein rakha hai, garam kar ke kha lijiye mein shiv ka bhakt hu, par ek bar bhi upvas nahi rakhta to kisne kaha ki aap rakhiye

Nana patekar : tumhe dekhta hu to Shiva ki biwi, naam kya hai uska. Ha, parvathi uski yaad ati hai kajol : Nana patekar kajol: : acha hai pehli bar aapne, meri taarif , kisi devta se ki hai interpretation acha kar leti ho aap hi se sikha hai

Scene 2

Nana patekar

:

Kya khabar aye newspaper mein

Amitabh bachan : kuch khas nahi wahi ghisi piti kahaniyan. Yeh news wale bhi ajib hai kabhi achi batein likhna pasand nahi karte, jab bhi bhi dekho picture films ke bare mein likhte hein

Nana patekar : eh amitabh bachan, kabhi bhi tune newspapers mein police ke bare mein pada hai. . kaun mara , kisne mara kitne mar gaye police ki naukri karte karte, police ka putla bhi nahi banate, par jab koi police mein kisi ki maut ho jaye tab yehi newspaper log bat ka batangad bana dete hein Amitabh bachan : such hai apni zindagi hi aisi hai 2 pahiyon ki motorcycle aur 4 pahiyon ki jeep aur kahenge, chota shakeel ko pakdo Nana patekar : Amitabh bachan Nana patekar : : aajkal yeh politician nam kye hai tabu Haa tabu ka nam bahut sun raho hoon chief minister ki beti hai, to

Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar :

Amitabh bachan : last elections mein har gayi thi , is bar elections a rahe hai naa, is lein uska naam har newspaper mein chapa hai Saif ali khan : kehte hai tabu party funds aur companies ke fund se elections jeetna chahta hai Amitabh bachan : is bar tabu ka jeetna nishchit hai Nana patekar : apne ko kya karma , kaun aya , kaun gaya, apne ko apne, kaam se matlab hai Amitabh bachan: ek problem hai tabu ka jilla hamari ilake se gujarta hain. Dar lagta hain ki hatapai na ho jaye opposition or ruling party ke beech Nana patekar : too aur darpok, ho hi nahi sakta. raju gang ke 5 aadmi ko 5 bullet se tune hi to mar dala tha Amitabh bachan : chod na yar woh to 3 saal purani kahani

Nana patekar

:

3 saal nahi, 3 mahine pehle. Kash main waha hota

Scene 3 Nana patekar: Kader khan : hai Nana patekar : Kader khan : Amitabh bachan : Kader khan : hai Nana patekar : sir apne hame yaad farmaya ha tumhare constitution mein mera beta jeetne jaa raha

abhi voting ke leya 5 ghante aur hai sir to tum samajte ho mera beta jeet nahi sakta woh hum nahi sir opposition ke leader ka dava hai to tumhara support opposition leader ki tarf ishara karta

Kaam to hume karna hai chahe aap rahe ya na rahe

Scene 4 Govind : Nana patekar : likhe koi reporter apse milna chahti hai faltu mein timewaste mat kar bol jake cinema ke bare mein

Govind : woh sunti nahi hai kahti hai bina apse mile bina jayegi nahi subah se baithe hai apse milne ke liye Nana patekar: Shabana Azmi : Nana patekar : Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Nanapatekar: theek hai bol hum 15 minute mein a raha hein good morning good morning good morning hume kaise yaad kiya shikari ko pakadna ho to jungle mein jaana padta hai apka matlab hai ki humara office jungle hai

Shabana azmi : Nanapatekar : Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : bachelor

bas nazariyan hai dekhne ka My name is Rana pratap nice to meet you My name is Rudram devi aur hamara naam pochoge nahin yaha ke most senior officer rudra pratap singh from Punjab

Shabana azmi : Akhbaro mein aap dono ka naam suna hai aajkal. Kehte hain aap dono ki jodi khoobsorat lajawab aur tariff ke kabil hai Nanapatekar : Shabana azmi : news nahi padte Nana patekar : kaun likh raha hai hamere bare mein mein khud . I am a reporter of hindu dainik lagta hai aap

aapke jaise reporter logo se kum interaction hota hai

Shabana azmi : thanks for the complements Amitabh bachan : its our pleasure

Shabana azmi : kitne saal ho gaye apko kaam karte hue Amitabh bachan : pandrah saal, bahut transfer hue hai

Shabana azmi : aapke bolne dang se hi pata chal jata hai you both don’t compromise Nana patekar : definitely not agar kisi ko thokna hai to thok denge peche dekhna choda diya hai Shabana azmi : aur aap

Nana patekar : main rudra pratap singh ka junior hoon 5 saal ho geye police ki naukri karte karte Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi : aur aap is field yaani reporter ke field mein kitne saal se hai terah saal paanch mahine cheh din. very interesting

Nana patekar/amitabh bachan :

Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Nanapatekar : Shabana azmi :

I shouldn t say so par puch raha hoo ki apne shaadi ki haa 2 bache, us settled to yeh reporting passion , passion to do something for the nation we too

Nana patekar/amitabh bachan :

Scene 5 Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : phir se kaise pharmaya apne aadmi parakhne mein main ustad hoon aisa apne kya dekha hai humme apne aap se poocheye samajh jaayenge koi to baat hogi jise humse share karna chahti hoge aap dono se mashoura lena tha kis bat par politics par kyon hamari naukri pasand nahi ayi power is played by the top not by bottom

Amitabh bachan: to aap politics mein badlav lana chahti hain. To is mein main hum kya kar sakte hoon. hum unke isharo par chalta hoon transfer politician karta hai aur goli hamko khani padti hai shabana azmi : Nanapatekar : jodne ki Shabana azmi : bahut kuch agar aap dono chahte hain to Insaan mein do khvaishaih hote hai ek bigadne ki doosra

to main samjhu ki aap dono ne haan kaha hai

Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan: Nana patekar :

at your service kal theek 6 baje garden restaurant mein theek 6 baje dono white suit right

Amitabh bachan : right

Scene 6 Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi : Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : on time der se ane mein humare dictionary mein nahi hai kaam ki baat kare khuli hawa mein chalenge to baat mein dam hogi saans ko thandak dene ki baat apne theek farmaya Tabu ka naam suna hai haan suna hai usi ke bare mein baat karni hai

Shabana azmi : main yeh chahti hoon ki aap dono ashutosh ke saath kaam kare. Woh 21st century ki navjavan ladki hai. Uske pass bade ideas hai Nana patekar : kaam karte hain Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : news mein chaapo Shabana azmi : par ham politics mein nahi hain hum police force mein

to kya hua press kya kar rahi hai. Agar ashutosh ke pass ideas hai to

wohi problem hain ke use 2 ya 3 police officers ki jarurat hai

Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Shabana azmi :

main yeh jaan sakta hoon ki woh 2 bande hum kyon hai ek sherni ki dahad se sher khud samajh jata hai isliye aap ke pass ayi hoon

Scene 7 tabu : Nana patekar : Amitabh bachan : tabu : Amitabh bachan : soch rahe ho tabu : Nana patekar: Tabu : batana Nana patekar : padti tabu : good morning sirs good morning madam good morning mere bare mein pitaji ne aaj kuch to bataya hoga haan shabana azmi se baat hui thi . aap kuch bahut bada

aap majak acha kar lete hai. Thoda mushkil ka kaam hai kaam kya hai ghar ke liye agar meri taraf se kuch madad chahiye to

sher khud paani ke pass jata hai use madad ke jaroorat nahi

agar sher buda ho to

Amitabh bachan: hum apne aap ko jawan mante hain, kaam ki baat kare tabu : meri chachi ka jawab nahi jo chahiye tha mil gaya 2 sava sher to aap mera kaam karenge Nanapatekar : Desh ke leye hoga to jaroor karenge waise hum bhagvan ka kaam bhi nahi karte tabu : Amitabh bachan: tabu : aap bade dilchasp admi malum hote hai der se pehchana par theek pehchana to main batate hoon

tabu : khabar yeh aye hain ki 3 atankvadi gurgaon mein hain . koi nahi janta ki woh kaun hai, kahan se aye hai, unhe pakadna hai Amitabh bachan: tabu : aapko kaise malum intelligence mein mere dost rehte hai

Nanapatekar : is ke liye to border security force hain hum to sirf police task force mein kaamkarte hain tabu : koi baat hogi meri chachi ne aap dono ko chose kiya hai to aap mein koi na

scene

How to find who are the terrorists and where they are Train ki journey towards gurgaon. Opposite terrorist no 1 Amitabh bachan: Gulshan grover : Nana patekar : Gulshan grover : Amitabh bachan : Gulshan grover : Amitabh bachan : Gulshan grover : kahan ja rahe hain gurgaon waha apke relatives . sorry sorry kyon apke passport gir gaye hai no problem apka naam mehfuz

Amitabh bachan sees the photo removes it puts it in his pocket and checks out name name doesn’t match Gurgaon aane ke baad Amitabh bachan : I want to check out the profile in internet diary

Scene 8 tabu : kajol : tabu : kajol : tabu : kajol : tabu : aap yaha par . waiting for bus kya main drop kar doo no thanks apke pitah nana patekar se baat huye thi jo aurat khullam khula baat karti hai mere ko pasand nahi hai to apko meri baat per vishwas nahi hai

kajol : main apne hisab se chalti hoon kisi admi ya aurat ki sahayta ki avashyakta nahi hai tabu: kajol : thanks for letting me know its my pleasure

Story ka turning point yeh hai ki shabana azmi is the real woman terrorist sent th to blast India on 26 january Ending before nana patekar dialogue to the crowd Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : Gulshan grover : Shabana azmi : Gulshan grover : woh terrorist kaha gaya yehi pe hona hai information theek thi main north block mein dekhta hoon south block mein main dekhta hoon madam kaam ho gaya sabme time bomb fix ho gaya good work mera inam madam

Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi : Nana patekar : Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi :

terrorist ka ek his inam hota hai or who hai maut chehra idhar ghumayengi I cant believe it you are the person maine tum dono per vishwas karke badi galti ki hai hello hello main yeh nahi samjha ki tumne hum dono ko kyon chuna cover up operation

Amitabh bachan : koun sa operation Shabana azmi : 26th january operation india

Amitabh bachan : koun se terrorist ke liye kam karti ho Shabana azmi : itni bhi jaldi kya hai upar dekh rahe ho

Amitabh bachan : looks up gets a jolt from back from ashutosh father,

Amitabh bachan ; mujhe pehele se hi shak tha tum par Kader khan : woh kaise

Amitabh bachan : jab tumne hum se kaha ki tumhara beta jeet jayega bina rigging kiye bina. Usi din mujhe shak ho gaya tha ki koi badi connection hai tumhare aur underworld mein Amitabh bachan falls on tabus father and dies in the process by killing himself and tabu father with opening a hand made pin bomb Nana patekar comes to north block amitabh bachan ko dekh kar ek badi see cheekh badi cheekh marta hai. Amitabh bachan reveals the secret he has with him video camera which he has recorded while talking to shabana azmi. That remains intact Nana patekar reveals this thing infront of court and shabana azmi is caught by the Interpol in usa after 1 week and is handed over to the Mumbai CID TUBU is shocked by what has been revealed to him and atlast agrees to carry the good work by partnering with priyanka chopra and nanapatekar

Just before the second half starts , before interval ends tabu would become the leader with just 5 extra votes. Nanapatekar ka dialogue Nanapatekar : Sherni woh hai to hum savasher dekhta hoon kitnae dino tak tikti hai kursi mein: sab kismet ka khel hain Ending ka scene Nana patekar ka dialogue Bhayuyo aur behno mujhe is baat par behad khushi hai ki maine desh ke liye kuch kiya hai. Mujhe is baat ka ghamand nahi hai ki maine apne pure career mein 25 medals jite hai. Mujhe is baat par gusa aata hai ki is duniya mein kuch log dil o jaan se kaam karta hai aur baki sare uske peeche aage. Kya hamara desh inhi politicians ki bate sunega ya hum mein se kuch log samne akar barabar se apna hak mange ge. Kya hamara desh itna bekar ho gaya ki hum in do takori anpad gavar politicians ke samne ghutne tek kar raham ki bheeg mange ge. Utho bharatvasi aur dekho tumhare andar mein wohi khoon bharat mata ka daud raha jaise ki mere main. Main yeh kehna chahta hoon ki mera putla mere marne ke baad banoge ya nahi iski meri koi chinta nahi. Tum sab me ye kami hai ke tum apne aap se bhag kar kisi na kisi ko hero bana kar uska putla bana dete or yeh nahi dekhte ki putle mein jaan hain woh anokhi baat hain jise doodne par apne aap tumhare samne prastut ho jayega Bhaiyuyo main bas yahi kehna chahta hoon ki tum mein woh sari shakti hai jo ek admi ya aurat mein hoti hai utho or kaho mere saath bharat zindabad bharat zindabad NEXT

SARDAR KI DHULAI
HRITIK ROSHAN NANA PATEKAR BACHE

Scene 1 Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : sir naukri chahiye kyon pata nahi sir

Nana patekar : pehla admi hai jo job ke liye aya hai, aur usko hi pata nahi ki job kyon chahiye . Hritik roshan: Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : waise to kuch bhi kar loonga sir to jhadoo pocha boluga kar loge try kar sakta hoon sir

Nana patekar : try, chal jhaado pocha ke liye tujhe rakha. Waise kaha tak pade ho Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : fourth class isliye jhadoo pocha ki baat kar rahe ho jo bhi milega imandari se karoonga chal tera test loonga taya r hoon sir chote bache hai unko kahaniyan sunani hai, kar sakte ho imandari se yeh kya tumhara favourite dialogue hai kya aisa hi samajh lijiye sir

Nana patekar : chal tujhe rakha , pehle class main main peeche baithoonga , dekhta hoon tu kaise padata hai bacho ko

Hritik roshan :

imandari se karoonga sir

Scene 2 Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : bacho yes madam

Nana patekar : Bache :

yaha ka principal kaun hai aap sir lo handle kar sakte ho imandari se sir best of luck imandar good morning sir good morning bacho good morning again sir good morning good morning sir bahut ho gaya kaam kare yes sir kuch poochna hai mere bare main history mein ek sawal poochna hai job hi poochoge paanch second mein bol doonga wada raha meri mata ka naam kya hai yeh history ka sawal hai kyon sir meri mom history books mein jaa rahi hai kaise aap ki khatir sow baar dekh chuki hai sir tumhara favorite hero krish kyon

Nana patekar : Hritik roshan : Nana patekar : Bache : Hritik roshan : Ek bacha : Hritik roshan : Doosra bacha : Hritik roshan : Sab bache : Hritik roshan : Ek bacha : Hritik roshan : Bach : Hritik roshan : Bacha : Hritik roshan : Bacha : Hritik roshan : Sab : Hritik roshan :

Ek bacha : Hritik roshan : Sab : Hritik roshan :

kyonki woh doosro ki madad karta hai isliye tumne aajkal kisi ki madad ki hai haa tum baton

Bacha : mere ghutno mein dard tha phir bhi maine pathar bada sa haath se utha kar door phek diya , Hritik roshan : Bacha : Hritik roshan : usse kya hua ek kute ki jaan bach gaye shabash

Scene 3 Hritik roshan : Bache : aaj main tumko ek kahani sunaoga batayeye

Hritik roshan : ek bacha tha, naam rahul tha, jo bahut kamchor tha. Har waqt apna Kaam apne friend, naam anand se karvata tha. Is tarah uska friend anand usse age pahunch gaya, har waqt first ten mein ata tha. Rahul ko pata nahi tha, ki wah har waqt last kyon ata tha doosre bacho ke baad. Ek din, jab rahul ne apna kaam, phir se anand ko saumpa, to doosre din anand ko bukhar hua aur wah class nahi a saka. Jab teacher ne poocha homework kiya to rahul bola main bhool gaya. Us din usko teacher se daant aur mar mili Hritik roshan : isse hame kya seekh milti hai

Ek bacha : isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kabhi bhi apna kaam doosro ko nahi saumpna nahi chahiye Doosra bacha: apna kaam khud karna chahiye, anand ki tarah taki hum bhi anand ki tarah aval numbero se pass ho sake

scene 4

hritik roshan: bache : hritik roshan : bache : hritik roshan : bache :

aaj kaun sa din hai aaj 26th january hai aaj ka din mahatvapurna hai , kisliye aaj gantantara divas manaya jata hai aaj ke din main tumhe kahani sunata hoon kahiye

Hritik roshan : ek bache ka naam kishore tha, wah bahut honhar, mehanti aur hoshiyar bacha tha. Ek din school ke bus main ate huye usne dekha ki raste main bada sa pathar pada hai. Bus ka driver apni seat se utarkar pathar hatane laga par wah uthane main kamyab nahi ho saka. Yeh dekhkar kishore apne dosto ko bulakar kehne laga ki, driver ki madad karenge. Yeh sunkar doosre bache bole, hum kaise uta sakte hain pathar ko wah to bahut bada hai. Kishore bola ki, try to kar sakte hain. Uske ishare par sab bache raji ho gaye aur sab bacho aur driver ki madad se pathar uthaya, aur sab khushi khushi bus main baithkar school pahunche. Hritik roshan: isse hume seekh kya milti hai

Bache : isse yeh seekh milti hai ki ek jutkar hum sab madad kare to koi bhi cheez hasil ki ja sakti hai

scene 5 nana patekar : hritik roshan: nana patekar : hritik roshan : nana patekar : hritik roshan ; kaisa chal raha hai imandar sahib bahut badiya sir kuch nok jhok class main kuch bhi nahi sir hairan se : amazing aap khud dekh lijeye meri class bilkul theek thak hai

nana patekar : sher ke daant dikhane ke kuch aur khane ko kuch aur hote hai imandar sahib hritik roshan : nana patekar : hritik roshan : nana patekar : bache : nana patekar : hritik roshan : ek bacha : hritik roshan : apke class main nana patekar : hritik roshan : nana patekar : aisa kuch bhi nahi hai sir chalo dekhenge tumhari class ko chaliye sir good morning children good morning sir wah sudhar gaye tum log main keh raha tha na sir good morning madam rukiye sir , bache shararti hai, par meri class mein nahi sir

to main unko joker nazar ata hoon aisa hi samajh lijiye kya matlab

hritik roshan : matlab kuch bhi nahi sir bas apko dekh kar majak karte hain, adat se majboor hain

scene 6 hritik roshan : bache : hritik roshan : bache : bacho yeh apne acha nahi kiya. Principal sir ko naraz kar diya sorry sir age se hum nahi karenge ispar ek kahani bataon batayiye sir

Hritik roshan : ek ladka tha naam tha karan, karan bahut shararat bacha tha, har waqt doosro ki nakal karke pareshan karta tha, bache

use pehle to pasand karte the, par jab uski nakal jab jaroorat se jyada ho gayi to sab usse naraz the, karan ko yeh pata nahi tha ki uske dost usse naraz the ek din ek ladki naye class mein ayi , karan as usual nakal karne laga uski, wah bahut sensitive thi , aur uski nakal jab karan karne laga to gusse mein usne principal se shikayat ki , principal ko gussa aya jab teachers bhi usse naraz the, principal ne use bulaya aur usko school se nikal diya. Tab karan ko samajh aya, bolo kya seekh mili bache : isse shiksha yeh milti hai ki, kabhi bhi kisi ki nakal nahi karna chahiye , na kisi ko naraz karna chahiye, jaise ki humne principal ke saath kiya Hritik roshan : very good

scene 7 bache: hritik roshan : bache: hritik roshan : bache: aaj aap kya pada rahe hai sir soch raha hoon padayi ke bare main batayenge very good to suno kahiye

hritik roshan : ek bacha tha naam rohit , wah bahut alsi tha, kuch kaam nahi karta tha, na padayi mein , na khel kud main. Doosre bache usse age the , usko malum nahi tha ki doosre bache usse age kyon the, wah har waqt fail ho jata tha, usko na reading ki habit thi, na writing ki. Wah is par vishwas bhi nahi tha ki reading jaroorat hai. Akhirkar wah bada athrah saal ka ho gaya, paruntu abhi bhi school jata tha class seventh. Ek din school ke headmaster ne use kaha kit um free time mein kya karte ho, rohit bola tv dekhta hoon. School ke head master ne phir kaha kitne ghante , rohit bola dinbhar. School master ne kaha ki tum padayi mein peeche ho kyonki tum mein reading habit nahi hai . rohit ne kaha ki is baar wah man lagakar reading habit develop karega aur aval number leke ayega hritik roshan : to baton bacho kya wah aval number leke aya ki nahi

bache : hritik roshan :

leke aya sir isse kya seekh milti hai

bache: isse yeh pata chalta hai ki tv kum dekhna chahiye aur reading aur writing habit develop karne se bacha aval number se pass ho sakte hain hritik roshan : hritik roshan : to sab log tali bajao excellent

scene 8 hritik roshan : nana patekar : nanapatekar : hritik roshan : nana patekar : bacho : nana patekar : good morning sir good morning kya pada rahe ho kahaniya aaj main padonga unhe , tum peeche baitho good morning sir good morning

nana patekar : ek kahani sunata hoon dhyan se suno , ek beta apni mata pita ka behad dhyan rakhta tha, wah swami Vivekananda ka bahut bada bhakt tha, doosro ki madad karta tha, log usse bahut khush the, ek din us bete ka baap mar gaya, wah dasvi kaksha main tha, pitaji ki maut ka sadma laga aur padayi chod di, do saal baad uski maa ne kaha ki apne bare mein socho, har waqt pitaji ki yaad kyon satati hai, wah chale to gaye par tum udas mat ho , yeh bate sunkar usne thaan li ki wah apna rasta khud banayega, aur usne ramkrishna math mein bharti hua, bahut mehnat ki aur pata hai kya hua us balak ka bache : kya hua sir

Nana patekar: wah bharat ka sarvashesh nagrik bana aur apne desh ka naam roshan karke rashtriya puraskar jeet gaya nana patekar: isse kya seekh milti hai hume

bache : yeh ki mata pita ko jo pujte hain unka kabhi bhi bura nahi hota, aur weh har waqt desh ka naam uncha karte hain nana patekar nana patekar : hritik roshan : nana patekar : bache : shabassh congrats thank you sir akhri din main tum Sab logo se miloonga thank you sir

scene 9 hritik roshan : nanatekar : bache : nana patekar : bache : nana patekar : bache : nana patekar : hritk roshan : bache : aaj akhri din hai , principal ate hi honge good morning bacho good morning sir good morning bacho good morning sir good morning bacho good morning sir well done imandar sahib thankyou sir good morning madam

every body laughs NEXT

DOWRI
Kulbhushan kharbanda (father of rani mukherjee) Amitabh bachan (father of abhishek bachan) Rani mukherjee (daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda) Deepika paudkone (daughter of nana patekar and friend of priyanka chopra) Nana patekar (father of deepika paudkone) Abhishek bachan (son of amitabh bachan) Shabana azmi (mother of rani and priyanka) nd priyanka chopra (2 daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda) tabu (mother of deepika paudkone) scene 1 bride groom father kulbhushan bride groom father kulbhushan bride groom father kulbhushan nahi sakta, bride groom father : dahej laye aap ke kahe anusar paanch lakh aur panch lakh apne bas panch lakh manga tha ab mang raha hoon mere pas jo tha aapko de diya, iske age main apko de

to yeh shaadi nahi hogi

kulbhushan aap aisa nahi kar sakte , beti wale hai, thoda to reham kariye, shaadi toot gayi to main gaav pe muh dikhane layak nahi rahoonga bride groom father cancel bride groom goes away rani mukherjee dies by jumping in the well which was the affected bride for which marriage was being done. Everyone in the family cries scene 2 Deepika paudkone : Priyanka chopra kya hua bahut naraz aur gupchup se baithi ho behan ki yaad a rahi hai woh pehle sochna tha shaadi se pehle, chalo baraat

Deepika paudkone mere se baat korogi apne behan jo meri bhi saheli bhi thi. din bhar to tum apni behan ke bare mein soch nahi sakti . kuch to socha hoga apne bare mein Priyanka chopra yahi ki apni behan ka bartaav dekhkar dukh to hai parantu shaadi apni soch rahi hoon ki karoo ya na karoo Deepika paudkone: mere khyal se iske bare mein bad mein sochenge. Priyanka chopra Scene 3 Amitabh bachan : Abhishek bachan Amitabh bachan raha hoon Abhishek bachan Acha hua ki tum gaav mein theek samay par aye kyon koi problem nahi problem to nahi hai bas tumhare shaadi ki baat soch shukriya

shaadi to mein gaav wali ladki se hi koroonga.

Amitabh bachan amazing tum shehar mein rahe ho to maine socha ki tum sheher ki ladki ko apnaoge Abhishek bachan yahi agar sab gaav ke mard sochenge to gaav wali ladki se kaun shaadi karega Amitabh bachan baat pate ki batayi hai. Isi baat ko lekar chalo tumhare shehar se ane ki khushi main kuch meetha ho jaye , cadbury’s chocolate Dono haste hain Scene 4 Nana patekar : Tabu : Nana patekar : kaise hoga Tabu : Nana patekar : ram ram satya hai kiski marne ki khushi main aap matham bana rahe ho waise socha ki tum jaogi bhagwan ke paas to mera time pass

bahut yaad a rahi hoon pehli baar kehte hai jab pet ki bhookh bud jaye to khane ki yaad ati hain

Tabu :

to main bas khana banane ki cheez hoon

Nana patekar : kehte hain ki jab biwi naraz ho jaye to padosan ka khana khana padta hai Tabu : hoon Nana patekar : Both laugh to apka matlab hain ki mein bekar main apka khana banati

waise khyal bura nahi hain

Scene 5 Nana patekar : Deepika paudkone : Tabu : Deepika paudkone : Nana patekar : phooljhadi kaha se a rahi ho meri phooljhadi meri saheli ke ghar se woh kulbhushan kharbanda ke ghar se haan waise barsaat waha joro se ho rahi hain hain na meri

Deepika paudkone : papa aap bhi na.koi baat aap serious se nahi lete Nana patekar : doosri phooljhadi Tabu : lo ab phooljhadi ko bhi gussa a gayi. Ek biwi meri aur

kabhi to serious ho jayiye

Nana patekar : apno ne kaha hain ki seriousness ek toofan ki tarah ata hain aur log apne ko sambhalte hua jeevan ka swad nahi chakte. Seriously comedy is required Tabu : Nana patekar : phir bhi har baat mein joke chalo aaj se no comedy unless required

Dono tabu and deepika : thanks

Scene 6

Shabana azmi : Priyanka chopra :

beti khana khaogi nahi bhook nahi hai

Shabana azmi : vruksh ka pata jab sookh jata hain to vruksh use nikal phekta hain, usi tarah vyarth main asoo bahane se kuch hasil nahi hota Priyanka chopra : pani ka gehraav itna ander hain ki asoo rukte hi nahi

Shabana azmi ; kal kisne dekha hain ki vyarth main assoo beh rahe hain. Aaj socho kal kisne dekha hain Priyanka chopra : Shabana azmi : Priyanka chopra : bure kyon hain kal ki soch hain to dar lagta hain kisse dar lagta hain behan ko dekha tha, aaj samne nahi hain sochoo ki log itne

Shabana azmi : log ache hain, soch purani hain, vartmaan kehta hain ki logo main badlavv aana chahiye Priyanka chopra : Shabana azmi : kya behan ne theek kiya apni apni soch hain tumhe kya lagta hain

Priyanka chopra : pata nahi bas irada pakka nahi hain shadi karne ka , behan chali gayi , khali khali sa lagta hain yeh duniya aisi kyon hain Shabana azmi : log apne hain , paraye ho gaye, jhooth aur fareb ki duniya main sab kho gaye. Takat aur himmat ki baat karte hain log , bina pehchane log apas main jhagda karte hain, sahi aur galat ka andaza apni nazariye se anuman lagate hain. Kya kahe apne aap se jab logo ki soch itni purani hain. Priyanka chopra : kya logo main chetna jagrut kar sakte hain hum sab. Shabana azmi : hain. karne ki chaah agar ho to asmaan bhi jameen par a girta

Priyanka chopra : thanks Dono khushi khushi ek saath khana khate hain

Scene 7 Kulbhushan kharbanda : Shabana azmi jane ke liye : Kya hua beti so gayi ha so gayi par udas thi, neend ki ek goli di hai so

Kulbhushan kharbanda : Shabana azmi : par

beti ki yaad to mujhe bhi a rahi hai, kya karoo main dukh ke asoo hai rok ke rakhiye doosri beti ki shaadi

Kulbhushan kharbanda : kya pata doosri beti ki shaadi hogi ya nahi, pehli beti ka sadma abhi bhi saha nahi jata Shabana azmi: shubh shubh boliye bhagvan har baat sunta hai, agar sun liya to doosri beti ka sadma bardash nahi hoga mujhse Kulbhushan kharbanda : khoob kaha

Scene 8 Abhishek bachan : Nana patekar Abhishek bachan : kuch karne ka irada hai mamaji kya karoo jab tere jaise ladke se pala jo pada hai ab maine kya kiya

Nana patekar : kuch bhi nahi tere pitaji phone par baat hui thi kaha tu anpad, gavar ladki se shaadi karne ke liye raji ho gaya. Waise kaun si ladki dekhi hai tumne is gaav mein Abhishek bachan : abhi tak to nahi dekhi. Parantu soch raho hoon. Wah mukhiya ki pehli beti ne atmahatya kar li hai , aisa suna hai Nana patekar: acha naam suna hai, bahut himmat wali thi, naam ke waste, dam kuch bhi nahi tha us ladki main, main hota to us ladke ke baap par aisa chanta marta tha ki uski 32 kya kehte hai batees daant tod ke uske haath mein de kar kehta surat tabhi dikhana jab tu nakli dant lagvayega Abhishek bachan : aur uske age

Nana patekar : uske age phir se tod ke gums rehte hai na uski maramat ke liye paise de deta Abhishek bachan : Nana patekar: Aur dono haste hain iska matlab phir se bates daant theek suna

Scene 9 Tabu : bhaiya bete ki shaadi kab kar rahe ho

Amitabh bachan : wahi soch raho hoon kisse karvavu, biwi hoti to kuch baat hoti, wah to guzar gayi ,. Aur mere ko akela apne bet eke saath rehna pad raha hai Tabu : to usme kaun si baat hai, koi problem hai bete se

Amitabh bachan : problem kuch nahi, shaadi karvavu apne ladke se, mujhe to koi nazar nahi ati Tabu : kulbhushan kharbanda ki doosri beti hai, khoobsorat hai, hasmukh hai, acha english bol leti hai, baat karoo unse Amitabh bachan : na baba na, woh serious admi se, jab bhi bhi dekho udas man se betha rehta hai, ek bar gaya tha unke ghar, pani ki ek glass di thi shabana azmi, uske baad to doosri glass ayi nahi, pyaas se mar gaya Tabu : to phir se doosri mang lena tha

Amitabh bachan : waise shaadi ke liye beta raji ho jaye to karva doonga agar abhishek bachan aur priyanka chopra dono raji ho to Tabu : waise ab jana theek nahi hoga baat karne ke liye, ek saal to intezaar karna hoga, agar tumhari izazat ho to shabana azmi se baat karke tumhe fauran bata doongi. Amitabh bachan : waise tumhe is mauke par ek meeetha ho jaye cadbury’s chocolate Tabu : thanks

Scene 10 Deepika paudkone : tumhari shaadi ka prastav meri mummy lekar tumhare ghar a rahi hai Priyanka chopra kya meri shaadi ka prastaaav

Deepika paudkone : bewkoof mere bhai ka prastav tumhare saath. Priyanka chopra: kyon main abhi bhi soch rahi hoon. Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye Deepika paudkone : tum bhi purane khayalo ki ladki ho. Jab acha var mil raha hai to hindu mythology ko maro goli. Bacho jaisi baat mat karo Priyanka chopra : bade log manege

Deepika paudkone : to tum shaadi ke liye raji ho Priyanka chopra : abhi bhi soch rahi hoon . ladke ko dekhkar shaadi karunge , phir bhi agar bade raji ho to Deepika paudkone : woh mere pitaji aur amitabh bachan dekh lenge tumhare pitaji ke saath Piyanka chopra : woh amitabh bachan jo harwaqt kehte hai kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate Deepika paudkone : haa aur Dono haste hai

scene 11 abhishek bachan : aap ka naam priyanka chopra hai priyanka chopra : haa aur apka naam abhishek bachan hai abhishek bachan ; to apne mera naam suna hai priyanka chopra : waise apne jo naam suna hai humara, waise maine bhi aap ka naam suna hai deepika paudkone ke muh se

abhishek bachan : waise main ladki ko dekhkar samajh jata hoon achi hai ya buri priyanka chopra : woh kaise abhishek bachan : bas practical experience in handling women priyanka chopra : thodi bahut English mujhko bhi ati hai abhishek bachan : kaha tak padi hai apne priyanka chopra : graduation in English medium abhishek bachan ; to post graduation karni thi priyanka chopra : mere papa thode purane khayalo ke hai isliye abhishek bachan : apki behan kho jane ka dukh mujhe bhi hai priyanka chopra : thanks for your concern abhishek bachan : waise aap shaadi karengi priyanka chopra : Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye. Abhishek bachan : aap ka matlab hai ki agar koi acha ladka mila to aap hindu mythology ke hisab se use bhi thukra denge Priyanka chopra : yeh sab bujurg log mante hai. Abhishek bachan : kya aap sab yeh mante hai Priyanka chopra : nahi , deepika paudkone ne bhi yeh kaha tha Abhishek bachan : behan bhai ka rishta hai isliye Priyanka chopra : aap bahut dilchasp admi hai, shaadi karne main apse koi shikayat nahi hai Abhishek bachan : thankyou, aap bhi kamal ki ladki hai, sunkar khushi hui, mere pitaji apke pitaji se baat karenge amne samne. Abhishek bachan : to is baat par kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate Dono haste hain

Scene 12 Kulbhushan kharbanda : Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : ayiye padhariye, kaise ana hua mere dwar par socha ki apse important baat kar saku waise idea amitabh bachan ka tha apse milne ka bahut dino ke baad hamari yaad ayi aisa hi samajh lijiye waise jab ladka ladki raji hai to kya karega kaji

Kulbhushan kharbanda : to shaadi ka prastav lekar aye hai aap , apko malum hona chahiye ki meri pehli beti kuch hafte pehle gujar gayi hai Amitabh bachan : Shabana azmi : rakhna chahte malum hai ek saal tak hum apni beti ka rishta kisi ke saath nahi

Nana patekar : apne purani kahawat to suni hai ki mor barsaat ke season mein nachta hai Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : mein inkaar kaisa to iska matlab iska matlab hai ki jab ladka aur ladki raji hai to shaadi

Kulbhushan kharbanda : hamari beti ne iska jikar nahi kiya hai Nana patekar : Shabana azmi : Priyanka chopra ; ab puch lijiye kya kehti ho beti mein raji hoon

Shabana azmi : humari taraf se koyi khed nahi hai, parantu pehli beti ki guzar jane ka khed hai Amitabh bachan : woh purane khayalon ki baat hai, ab jab pura desh jag utha hai to hum mein bhi badlav ana chahiye

Nana patekar : Tabu :

yeh baat to tumne theek kaha aap samajh rahe honge ki dahej mein hame kya chahiye

Kulbhushan kharbanda : mein bhi yahi soch raha tha Nana patekar : duniya ulat pulat ho gayi, ladkiya khel kud kar rahi hain,.vishwa mein ladkiya kamal kar rahi hain, purane khayalat log chodne ko raji hai, desh taraki kar rahi hain, aur aap abhi tak purane khayalon mein hain Shabana azmi : yeh sab shastron mein likha hai

Tabu : apko malum hai ki meri shaadi kaise huyi thi. Main batati hoon, mere pitaji ka dehanth theek teen din meri shadi nana patekar se hone ki thi . phir bhi hamne shaadi ki taki ladki yani meri jindagi kharab na ho jaye. Kya hum dono khush nahi hai Kulbhushan kharbanda : yeh baat to mujhe pata hai , parantu Abhishek bachan : kya mein mar jaonga shaadi ki to apki beti se, kya yeh shastron mein likha hai. Apne yeh to suna hoga ki kali bili ko dekhne se aur cheekh teen bar ane se, log pehle saalo mein andhvishwas the is baat ko lekar, kya wah ab koi yakeen karta hai, soch ke batayiye Shabana azmi : chahiye mera bhi yahi vishwas hai ki purane khayalat chod dena

Nana patekar : janam janam ka saath pati patni par dono ko vishwas ho kuch bhi asambhav nahi hai. Deepika paudkone : thumak thumak ka nache ladki phuljhadi hai mera naam, yakeen aap sabko a jayega bas rukna hai apko ek saal shaadi ke bad Shabana azmi, kulbhushan kharbanda : hum sab raji hai Amitabh bachan : to is baat par ek kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate

Sab haste hain aur priyanka chopra aur abhishek bachan ki shaadi ho jati hai , aur ek saal mein do bache paida karke khushi khushi apna ghar ek naya sa gaav mein banate hain

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JAAN KI KIMAT

Kulbhushan kharbanda (scientist chandrabhushan) Nasaruddin shah (colleague of kulbhushan kharbanda) Pran (colleague of nasaruddin shah) Rekha (neighbour of nasaruddin shah) Shah rukh khan (investigating officer) Sanjay dutt (driver of nasaruddin shah) Sunil shetty (relative of nasaruddin shah) Om puri (boss of shah rukh khan) preity zinta (shah rukh khan ki biwi) Tabu (sunil shetty wife)

Om puri : log officer

Kehte hai, Mumbai ki sadko par kam se kam roj, chaalis se pachas gangsters ki maut hoti hai . yeh kahani aisi hi anokhi hai ek police crime branch officer ki hai, naam kabir khan.

Shah rukh khan : pukarte hai. raha

Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte

hoge ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale, safar 3 saal pehle ki yeh kahani Scene 1 Police officer : Shahrukh khan Police officer ek lash mili hain. sun kar hairan ho jaoge kiski mashoor scientist Chandra bhushan ki

Shahruk khan Police officer Shah rukh khan

oh shit kaha par pahadi ke north block khandar mein chalo

Scene 2 Shahrukh khan : Doctor Shah rukh khan Doctor hai Scene 3 Preity zinta : Shahrukh khan preity zinta Shah rukh khan Preity zinta Shah rukh khan aaj bahut der kar di ane mein ek buri khabar hain bharat ke liye kyon tumne police ki naukri chod di hai kya majak mat karo I am serious ok information kya hai scientist Chandra bhushan ki maut ho gayi aaj inki maut kabh huyi thi kareeb 3:30 am per koi nishan, ya ghav bilkul nahi, kehna mushkil hai, postmortem report se pata chal sakta

Preity zinta

try karoo is case mein

Shah rukh khan tum aur madad chodo tumhe police investigation ke bare mein kya Maloom hai tumhe

Shah rukh khan Preity zinta

jab main solve nahi kar paonga to tumhari madad jaroor loonga woh mashoor scientist . jisne bharat ko solar energy ke bare mein avgat karaya . its very shocking . kaise

Shah rukh khan Shah rukh khan Preity zinta

maloom nahi. Mujhe niyukt kiya hai iski jaalpadtal ke liye good night good night

Scene 3 Shamshaan ghat par Shah rukh khan : Sunil shetty Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty Shahrukh khan Sunil shetty Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty Scene 4 Shah rukh khan aapka naam apka naam srinivas karte kya hai business chalata hoon nasaruddin shah ke karibi rishtedar, maa ki taraf se kal aap ghar par the yani nasaruddin shah ke ghar par unse baat kar raha tha business ke silsilay mein kab tak theek barah baje tak itne yakeen se aap kaise keh sakte hai kyonki theek barah baje hamare ilake se train gujarti hai thank you its my pleasure

Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Tabu Shah rukh khan Shah rukh khan

jhansi wife of sunil shetty kab se janti hai aap sunil shetty ko kareeb 3 saal se arranged marriage no, love + arranged marriage maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi saheli ke ghar thi yani pati ke saath jhagda nahi bas pati ne kaha ek bar dost ke ghar hoke aao to apne maan li haa kyon koi problem bilkul nahi saheli ka address hoga apke paas

Tabu address mere paas nahi hai parantu phone number de sakti hoon. phone kabhi bajta hai, kabhi nahi Shah rukh khan dijiye

Scene 5 Shah rukh khan : Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan : naam naam mein kya rakha hai saab paheli mein mat bolo pura naam

Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt liyaTha Shah rukh khan hoga tumhare paas Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt

kishore kumar chatopadhyay naam kisi film star ki lagti hai mere papa unke bade fan the nasaruddin shah ko kabh se jante ho jab se hosh sambhala hai tabse umar tees saal iska matlab tees saal se tum nasaruddin shah ko jante ho aap bahut samajhdar admi malum hote hai jab nasaruddin shah ki maut huyi thi to tum kya kar rahe the dost se milne gaya tha das baje nahi 11:30 ko ghar kab aye the subah ke 4 baje . nasaruddin shah se permission pichle din hi

kya main tumhare dost se baat kar sakta hoon. Koi address

woh usi din gaav chala gaya tha to gaav ka address malum nahi ok phir baat karenge Shukriya sahib

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Om puri

:

kya khabar hai tumhare case ki kuch khaas nahi par ek baat sata rahi hai woh kya

Shah rukh khan : Om puri

Shah rukh khan ab tak hamne do logo se baat ki hai, yeh sunil shetty keh raha hai ki train 12 baje ko gujri, records mein jaane se yeh pata lagta hain ki train us samay 12 ke bajay 12:30 ko gujri thi, ompuri hai yaani yeh sunilshetty jhoot bol raha hai ya guess work kar raha

shah rukh khan ompuri

right sir aur kitne log hai baat karne ke liye ,

shah rukh khan : sir ek padosan hai naam kamla shastri(shabana azmi) samaj sevika unse baat karni hai

scene 7 om puri: shabana azmi om puri shabana azmi om puari shabana azmi ompuri shabana azmi om puri shabana azmi aapka naam kamala shastri pati do saal pehle guzar gaye bache nahi kaam social service, samaj sevika nasaruddin shah ki maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi raat ko kaun kya karat hai

ompuri ompuri shabana azmi ki thi om pure shabana azmi om puri shabana azmi ompuri shabana azmi

intelligent answer to aap so rahi thi koi bhi ghatna jise sunte he aap baukla gayi us din, kuch awaaz kuch nahi , ek cheekh jaisi awaaz ayi thi par wah sirf tees second

kaisi awaaz sher ya cheetah ki kitna yakeen hai awaaz par utna nahi kya train ki thi malum nahi par ho sakta hai

scene 8

om puri

:

naam raju shrivastav aaj ke comedian ka naam hai uska naam rakh ke galti ki woh kaise seedhi si baat hai, aap se pala jo pad gaya karte kya hai desh seva yaani we do experiments for the coming generation in solar energy aap subah ke teen baje kya kar rahe the experiment on moonlight

amitabh bachan : om puri amitabh bachan om puri amitabh bacchant om puri amitabh bachan om puri amitabh bachan om puri amitabh bachan

om puri amitabh bachan om puri amitabh bachan om puri

aapme junoon bahut hain I love my profession nasaruddin shah se aap kab baat ki thi malum nahi . mein kabhi ghadi nahi dekhta baat kya thi

amitabh bachan wohi solar energy, hum yeh soch rahe the ki surya ki kiran se to gharelu cheeze kam karti , kya wah, moonlight se bhi ki jaati hai ki nahi om puri amitabh bachan thank you phir milenge

scene 9 shah rukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar shahrukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan shah rukh khan aapka naam kya hai log jis naam se jante hain us naam se yaani pathan , rudra pratap singh pathan yah apka kaam jo bhi galat karta hai usko theek karta hoon rectification wohi accounts jis raat nasaruddin shah ki hatya hui thi aap kya kar rahe the kalam ka upyog kar raha tha yaani accounts kab tak

nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar shahrukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar karte rehte hai shah rukh khan nana patekar shah rukh khan nana patekar

barah baje tak kuch anhoni ghatna us raat ko ek baat thi woh kya amitabh bachan chintit the kis baat ko lekar malum nahi, woh kuch record kar rahe the record kis cheez par unke paas har waqt ek radio aur cassette rehta hai aur un par record

kya recording hoti hai us par aap bata sakte hai nature, kuch bhi cheese jo unke fayde ki ho thankyou phir milenge

scene 10

shahrukh khan : shahrukhkhan preity zinta Sharukh khan

mujhe behad khushi hain ke maine tum sab logo ko bulvaya hai main introduce karta hoon apni biwi priyanka chopra hello is kahani ki shuruvat meri biwi se hoti hai

Shahrukh khan jaise ki aap sabko pata hai ki Mumbai blasts main terrorist ka behad haath tha us samay main ek junior police officer ki naukri kar raha tha. Us samay maine apni biwi se shaadi ki . us samay meri biwi Mumbai blasts main apne mata , pita ko kho chuki thi. Aur tum sabko hairangi hogi ki meri biwi ke mata pita instead of dying in the Mumbai blasts died in a road accident

preity zinta is shocked shahrukh khan : preity zinta shahrukhkhan saal interest nahi liya , is kahani main tumne interest kyon liya. Maine jaan padtal ki aur tum is nasaruddin shah ko bilkul nahi janti parantu tum amitabh bachan ko janti ho. woh tumhare papa ke ache dost the Maine tabu se baat ki phone number mobile ka liya par jab bhi mulakat karni chahi par pata chala wrong number tha,. Phone directory mein us number ka koi ata pata nahi tha. Malum karna chahta tha ki address kya hai phir pata chala ki tabu suddenly maike chali gayi. Mujhe dal mein kala nazar aya aur maine uski biodata check ki ompuri ne milne kyon jayega, koi to baat hogi, tab pata chala ki wah dost aur koi nahi balki khud sunil shetty ki wife tabu hai . woh ek doosre se behad mohabbat karte hai ek saal se chori chupe. Hum un dono ke peeche detectives lagaye the sunil shetty is shocked ompuri batein aur ek kahani suniye sunil shetty ne kaha woh business ki kar raha tha nasarudin shah se aur theek 12 baje usne train ki cheekh suni,records ke hisab se train instead of 12 , came at kahani main aur ek twist hai , sab logo ne jhoot bola, driver kaha woh apne dost se milne gaya, koi bhi raat ko dost se where are you going priyanka , kahani abhi shuru hui hai how did you know this tumne jab kaha ki main madad kar doo to maine socha dus se janta hoon tumhe tumne ek bar bhi kisi case main

12:30. usi samay shabana azmi ne sher ya cheetah ki cheekh suni, do admi aur aurat ne wah cheekh suni, aur wah cheekh karne wala aur koi nahi tha woh tha amitabh bachan ki radio speaker full volume mein is tarah jo apne kaam ko chodkar seedha milne gaya tha sanjay dutt aur tabu se milne . Sanjay dutt aur koi nahi amitabh bachan ka beta hai Yeh characters preity zinta, tabu, amitabhbachan aur sanjay dutt are all terrorists story is prakar ki hai nasaruddin shah aur amitabh bachan ki khoob jamti nahi thi. Dono mein bahut behas hoti thi solar energy ke upyog ke bare mein, amitabh bachan wanted to do experiments even on moonlight us raat 11:30 ko amitabh bachan ne train ke cheekh ki awaaz sunayi aur theek sunil shetty ke jane ke baad nasaruddin shah se milne andar gaye nasaruddin shah ko bomb solar bomb mein bilkul shauk nahi tha aur amitabh bachan wanted it to be sold to foreigners. Nasaruddin shah ko bhadak lag gayi ki amitabh bachan wanted to prepare bomb for terrorist becase he himself is a terrorist . baat karte samay nasaruddin shah se ugal gayi kit um terrorist ke liye kam karte ho . amitabh bachan ko hairangi hui aur usi waqt usne sanjay dutt jo bahar khada tha andar aya dono ne naak ki sans rok di bees minute tak, koi nishan nahi . car mein bithaya aur khandar le ja ke chod diya ending scene Om puri: kehte hai is ghatna ke bad shah rukh khan ne doosri shaadi karne se inkar kar diya. Usne bas yahi kaha ki use preity zinta jaisi biwi nahi chahiye,aur alag kisam ki ladki milna bahut mushkil ka kaam hai. magar kudrat ka khel dekho ki bolte bolte yeh baat , khud shah rukh khan ko phir se pyaar ho gaya aur usne doosri shadi rani mukherji se kar le, unke 2 bache bhi hai. Is bar shaadi se pehle usne biodata apni biwi terah baar check karke shadi ki NEXT

AKSHAR PYAAR KA

John Abraham Abhishek bachan Preity zinta

ayesha takadia Nana patekar (gaav ka mukhiya) Kiron kher (mukhiya ki wife) Ashutosh rana (madman in village) Saif ali khan

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Four guys hritik roshan, priyanka chopra, preity zinta and john Abraham coming out of bus Hritik roshan Saif ali khan Priety zinta Hritik roshan : Priety zinta John Abraham Saif ali khan ayesha takadia Priety zinta Hritik roshan John Abraham Hritik roshan ayesha takadia Priety zinta ayesh takadia John abraham Villager utro sab mere ko malum hai kya malum hai, mat utro utro sab hritik roshan ko malum hain, kaha pe utarna hain are yaar, yeh gaav mein a gaye hai are, bus ko roko, bus ko roko very bad man, bus left doosri a jayegi phir bhi ab kya kare karna kya hai, dusre bas ka intazaar pata nahi, kitni der rukna padega sab log, is tarah ghoor kyon rahe hai mere ko kya malum chalo, in logo se poochte hain kya pooche yahi, ki aur ek bus main ane ke liye kitna der lagega bhai, aur ek bus ane ke leye kitna samay lagega ek hafta

Saif ali khan Hritik roshan Charo Hritik roshan

ek hafta kaun befkoof ne kaha, utarne ke leye tumne lo joote bhi main khau, aur mar bhi, maja nahi aya

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John Abraham Hritik roshan John Abraham : Priety zinta Saif ali khan ayesha takadia Saif ali khan Priety zinta hritik roshan charo Hritik roshan John Abraham Priety zinta Hritik roshan ayesha takadia Saif ali khan kya hum bus stop pe pooch lenge, kisi se rasta nahi, hum doond lenge, gaav chota hi hoga abhi, kitni door chalna padega kya, hum sahi rasta jaa rahe hain kisko malum yaha hume, door door se koi nazar hi nahi a raha nazare dekho khet khalyan ki what a beautiful place hume, usi samay busstop pe pooch lena tha rasta kiski idea thi, nahi poochne ki tumhari wah jab bhi dekho, main fas jata hoon woh raha gaav ki basti kya hame rehne ke liye, kuch milega kya pata gaav ke mukhiya se baat karni padegi yaah that’s a good idea

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Village scene Nana patekar Kiron kher are shabana azmi, kitni der loge chai banana ke liye sher ko chai ki padi hai, aur hume waqt ki

Nana patekar waqt na kisi ke liye ruka hai, na rukega, par meri chai, har waqt theek samay pe nahi ati Sab ayesha takadia , john Abraham , hritik roshan, priety zinta, saif ali khan Hritik roshan Nana patekar Hritik roshan Nana patekar Saif ali khan Nana patekar yaha ke mukhiya kaun hai sir wah jo safed kapde main betha hai, woh hai mukhiya sir, yaha sirf aap ke siva koi betha nahi safed kapde par to kya samjhe aap hi is gaav ke mukhiya hai very good

John Abraham sir hum sab bus se jaldbaji mein utar gaye hai , rehne ke liye, ek Hafte ke liye kuch makan mil sakta hai Kiron kher Sab Der se aye par durust se aye , ek makan hai mere bhai ki chahiye chahiye

ayesha takadia aapka naam Nana patekar Priety zinta safed kapdo ki biwi yani apki biwi

ayesha takadia kuch khane ko mil sakta hai Nana patekar : Khana usi waqt milega jab pet mein choohe daudege. Tabhi khane mein maja aata hai samjhe sab sab john abraham shabana azmi yes sir yeh ladki kaun hai meri beti, par bol nahi sakti

scene 4
gaav mein ghumte huye priety zinta saif ali khan villager priety zinta woh admi kaun hai kaun admi kaun woh jo peepal ki chaav mein baitha hai ha

villager Ek paagal admi hai jo bolta bahut hai par kuch karta nahi bakwas admi bilkul kaamchor john Abraham villager priety zinta ayesha takadia hritik roshan sab hritik roshan ashutosh rana john abraham shahrukh hritik ashutosh rana ayesha takadia ashutosh rana Naam kya hai ashutosh rana dikhne pe kuch khaas nahi din bhar karta kya hoga baat kare naa baba naa , pagal se batcheet kuch nahi hota , chalo main batata hoon kaam aisa karo jo dusre logo ki bolti band ho jaye kaun sa kaam jis kaam ke liye tum aye ho aur bhagvan ne bhijaya hai wah kaam hume yaha par kaun kaam dega poochne per bhagvan bhi mil jata hai, socho kuch direction ek gubarah hawa main

saif ali khan ashutosh rana

hum kuch samjhe nahi waqt ane par samajh jaoge

scene 5
hritik roshan john abraham priety zinta ayesha takadia wah kya dialogue ek gubarah hawa main baat main dam hain uska matlab kya hai socho, kuch to baat hogi

hritik roshan gubarah, hawa , under hawa , gubarah bahar , hawa under , gubarah hawa main, kuch baat ban rahi hai saif ali khan hritik ayesha takadia john Abraham hai saif ali khan hritik roshan ayesha takadia to dekho bina hawa ke gubarah upar hawa main ud nahi sakta aur jo ud nahi sakta wah zameen par hi rehta hai jiske under shakti hoti hai woh undharooni wah chand ko bhi pa sakta

kya ham sub villagers ko mobilize karenge, education yaha ke mukhiya , mukhiya ki biwi se baat karni hai nana patekar sir kya hum gaav mein education system la sakte hain

Nana patekar : surya ki kiran ana hai sabhi gaav vasi ke logo ke liye aur woh asha ki kiran tum sab log ho, vichar acha hai Hritik roshan : Nana patekar belna padta hai Kironkher Nana patekar Hritik roshan aap sher hai itna bhi mere upar yakeen mat rakho kabhi na kabhi sher ko bhi Papad

sherni ki sahayata chahiye to bolo, sherni hazir hain main aaj shaam ko panchayat bulata hoon aur teacher ko bhi to yaha par teacher bhi hai

Nana patekar

pehele teen the, ab sirf do, meri biwi aur teacher

Scene 6
Village panchayat Nana patekar ; gaav walo, aap sab ko malum hai ki, main, is gaav ka mukhiya char saal se hoon, .aur Akhri saal mein main kuch na kuch karke choduga, yeh mera wada tha or hai, hume yeh dikha dena hai ki humare dusre bharat ke graam wasiyo ke liye, ki ham mein wah kabliyat hai, ki hum ek acha or sunehra bhavishya apne ane wale bacho ke liye banaye. Isi udesh se main chatopadhyay apka thoda sa waqt mangkar, kuch apki taraf prastuth karna chahta hain.Apko hairangi hogi ki ab main kuch apne naye dosto se milvana chahta hoon jo is gaav ka bhala chahte hain After introducing these 5 Nana patekar : in charo ki khwaish aur meri bhi yeh hai ki, yaha par jo school bante reh gaya wah poora hokar, phir se siksha is gaav main prarambh karenge aur meri, aap sab se vinti hai ki is ache vichar ke saath thoda aap sab logo ka yogdan ,apne is gaav ki taraf ho. Meri yeh kamna hai ki aap sab is junoon ke sath mera sahyog de, taki ane wali pidi humara naam gaurav se le. Villager iske liye paisa kaun dega mukhiya

Nanapatekar iska bhi prabandh ho gaya hai , hamare charo dosto ne kaha hai ki sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara yeh paise ikhate karenge aur school ko chalayenge Villager par school chalane ke leye teacher ki jaroorat hogi uska kya

Nana patekar hamare yaha meri biwi ke ilawa aur ek teacher hai jo aap sab jante hai, maine khud unse baat ki aur pata chala ki wah apni kuch saheliyon ko nyota degi, agar school ke liye wah raji ho gaye to school ban sakta hai. Nahi to sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara hum koi na koi teacher avashya doond lenge humare mitro ki sahayta se.Humare dosto ne kaha ki jab tak school chaloo nahi hota wey kahi nahi jayenge, bas hame aap logo ki sahayta chahiye Villagers mein hulchul Villager : mera beta roj din ke pachas rupaiya kamata hai, agar maine use school bhej diya to amdani kam pad jayegi, aur bhook se hum mar

sakte hai Nana patekar mere khyal se hum yeh school shaam ke cheh baje se shooru karenge, agar bache ki tagad kam padi to yeh school saat baje se muft mein chalegi, ab khush. Aur ek khush khabar yeh hai ki hamare dosto ne kaha hai ki we education ministry se baat karke har ek bacha jo school jata hai us ghar ko mahine main ek bar 20 kg ka anaj denge Iske siva mera aur koi udeshya nahi tha. Kya aaap chahenge ki ane wali pidi hame yaad rakhe bolo haa ya naa Sab :villagers Haaa

Nana patekar : aur sab log bolo bharat mata ki jai Sab : Bharat mata ki jai

scene 7
john abraham : ab panchayat bhi ho gayi, aur log tayar bhi bahut jald ho gaye ab kya problem a sakti hai hritik roshan sab teeno kya hum us pagal admi se pooch sakte hai no way

hritik roshan koshish karne mein kya burayi hai,. Last time usi ki badaulat hum yeh kaam utha sakne main kamyab huye the sab sab john Abraham ashutosh rana hritik roshan sab charo hritik roshan karenge to chalo par baat is bar john Abraham karege theek hai bhai kuch vichar chahiye tha kuch age karne ke liye rasta bhatak gaye ho gubare ki tarah, sahi rasta dor hai jawab nahi apka kya matlab hum sab mere papa jo home minister hai baat karke gaav ka bhala

ayesha takadia idea acha hai kya hum mukhiya ki biwi ko le jayenge uncle se baat karne ke liye

nana patekar kiron kher

vichar acha hai, kyon jaoge main to har taraf se tayar baithi hoon

scene 8
danny danjopa hritik roshan john Abraham saif ali khan sab agaye, bahut late kar di haa ek gaav pasand a gayi, wahi par theher gaye accidentally uncle hum apki madad lena chahte hai desh ki unnati ke liye karna padega

danny danjopa woh kaise priety zinta hamare saath gaav ki mukhiya ki biwi ayi hai , wah kuch minto ke liye baat karna chahti hai, kya hum use under ane de education minister ayesha takadia jaroor thank you sir

scene 9
kiron kher dannydenzopa kiron kher danny denzopa kiron kher danny denzopa kiron kher danny denzopa kiron kher danny denzopa namaste namaste main gaav kopargaav se ayi hoon kuch batana tha apko, kahiye ghode ko pani pilana hai taki bharatvasi ka gaav khush rahe samjha nahi kehte hai gaav agar pyara lage to desh sudhar sakta hai aap pade huye malum lagte hai, kaha tak pada hai graduation kiya hai to aap gaav mein kya kar rahi hai

kiron kher danny denzopa kiron kher danny danzopa kiron kher danny denjopa kiron kher danny denzopa kironkher

sab log wahi galat sochte hai ki gaav mein kaam nahi hota to aap gaav ko sudharna chahti hai karne ke liye sab raji hai bas apki izzazat chahiye kis ke liye education ke liye to sarva shiksha abhyan shooru karna chahti hai apke gaav mein theek samjhe par izzazat chahiye paiso ke liye mil jayega ek hafte main , chief minister se baat karni padegi shukriya

aur is tarah chaar ladko aur government ki sahayata se gaav ko education dilvake bharat ka naam roshan kiya hai , kaha jata hai ki gaav walo main itna josh bharne ki wajah se mukhiya nana patekar aur biwi ko mila, rashtriya puraskar. Agar yaha par, is gaav mein education, laa sakte hain, to isi junoon se kyon na, aur gaavo mein education kyon nahi la sakte. Yeh samajhne ki baat hai ki,sare gaavo mein ekta honi chahiye, kuch badlav lane ke liye aur wah badlav aaj ke navjavano ki hai NEXT

KISSA MAUT KA

Shah rukh khan : pukarte hai. raha

Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte

hoge ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye meri aur ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale, safar

pichli kahani ke 2 saal pehle ki yeh kahani

Scene 1 Shahrukh khan : Ompuri : Shah rukh khan : sir apne bulaya haa kisliye

Ompuri : students andolan pe utar aye hai , control karna hai, police ko strategy chahiye, tumhari madad chahiye shahrukh khan : ompuri : sifarish chahiye shahrukh khan : ompuri : thanks for selecting me tumhari case bahut padi hai, rashtriya puraskar milne ke chances hai,

apne balbute per ana chahta hoon , sifarish ke balbute par nahi jaisi tumhari marzi

scene 2 shahrukh khan : officer : where is the IPS officer coming

shah rukh khan : problem kya hai officer : any reason student got beaten up by a police officer in the police station without

shah rukh khan : strategy chahiye officer : haa sir

shah rukh khan : water use kare ya tear gas, student mein halchal mach gayi to hatapai ho jayegi ya students kuchle jane ka dar hai , aisa sochna padega ki hum bhi khush aur woh bhi officer : woh kaise

shahrukh khan : sochne do pandrah minute don’t disturb officer: fine

shahrukh khan : ek tarkeeb hain officer : woh kya sir

shahrukh khan : white flag to be hoisted by the officers to disperse in a peaceful manner officer : sir students manege

shahrukh khan : try karke dekhenge , nahi huye to doosra tarkeeb sochenge officer : doosri tarkeeb kya hogi

shahrukh khan : waqt ane par batunga students ka halchal is beech mein student leader gets killed , nobody knows how till shahrukh khan finds out that it is not police ki lathi but bullet shah rukh khan discussing with om puri ompuri : bahut pechida case ban gaya , ek taraf students ka andolan, doosre hi shan student leader ki maut , kuch samjha nahi shah rukh khan : case solve karoo ompuri : meri madad chahiye

shah rukh khan : ji hoozoor ompuri : kuch idea hai

shahrukh khan : parivar valo se milna padega solve karne ke liye ompuri : yani koi dushman

shahrukh khan : maybe kuch bol nahi sakte ompuri : fine job begins, best of luck to me and to you

scene 3

mother : ompuri : mother :

aap kaun CBI hamare se kuch kaam

shahrukh khan : haa aap ke bete ki maut ka jaanchpadtal ompuri : andar baith sakte hain

shahrukh khan : apka beta kaisa tha, uske friends etc etc father : uske do ache saathi the, roj raat tak gapshap karte the,

shah rukh khan : koi girlfriends father : no, aisa hamne kabhi dekha nahi, kisi ladki ke saath , jab bhi bolta tha bas ladko ke batcheet hoti thi ompuri : mother : uske koi dushman , kyonki student ka leader tha isliye usne aisa koi jikar nahi kiya , hamare saath, isliye bata nahi sakte

shahrukh khan : maut jab huyi thi to aap sab kya kar rahe the, koi batcheet father : humne lakh koshish ki thi ki andolan mat karo, usne yahi kaha ki main student ka leader hoon, mujhe jana hoga mother : mere ko malum tha ki kuch na kuch hoga uske saath

shah rukh khan : un do dosto ke naam aur pata father : aur kishore both : pata hame nahi malum dono dost college ke friends hain naam shyam

thank you

Scene 4 ompuri : autopsy report laye ho

shah rukh khan : ha sir ompuri : report kya kehti hai

shah rukh khan : wahi ki maut dus seconds main ho gayi, marne wale ne silencer gun se mara hai, theek jaise samne se kareeb 60 feet ki doori se ompuri : waha par to seedhi raste se koi makan bhi nahi tha, phir mara kaise

shah rukh khan : wahi maine bhi gaur kiya , waha pe jitne bhi makan the, waha se maine nishane baji dekhi thi , koi bhi theek se nishana lagana namumkin hai ompuri : waha pe koi vehicles

shah rukh khan : ho sakta hai, itni bheed main pehchanna bilkul namumkin hai, jaise ki kis gadi se mara hai, kitne gadi khade the, kehna mushkil hai ompuri : tumne body ko kareeb se nahi dekha,

shah rukh khan : woh kya sir ompuri : yahi ki goli seedhi nahi ayi par upar se neeche ki direction

shah rukh khan : yani ompuri : yani mere hisab se goli kahi unchi imarat se yah kisi helicopter se mari hogi, maan lete hai aise, chale baat karni hai unke dosto se shah rukh khan : you are genius, chaliye ompuri : guesswork congrats to myself, par yeh such bhi ho sakti hai ya jhooth bhi, its just

Scene 5 shahrukh khan : tum dono ka naam shyam : kishore : ompuri : shyam : kishore : shyam kishore pura naam ghanshyam kishore avasthy

shah rukh khan : tum dono ravi ke kareebi dost ho dono : ompuri : yes sir, hum sab saath mein ek hi class mein college mein padte the marne ke samay mein tumne ravi ke saath koi batcheet ki

kishore : yes sir, us din kuch dara dara sa tha, malum nahi ek phone call uske mobile pe aya tha shah rukh khan : mobile shyam : ha sir, humne usse poocha tha to usne kaha ki pink city ka nazara dekhne ke liye bahar ane ko us anjan vyakti ne kaha hai ompuri : koi vyakti ka naam, ya mobile number

kishore : bas usne yeh kaha ki ladki ki awaz hai, malum nahi kuch secret uske bare mein batana chahti thi college mein , kaha ki pink gulab color wali rose lekar ayegi usse milne ke liye , us ladki ko pink color pasand hai shahrukh khan : shyam : dono : kya secret kehne se inkar kar diya usne, baki hum dono kuch nahi jante thank you for the cooperation

Scene 6 Professor : kya kaam hai mujhse

Ompuri : koi khas nahi bas ek ladke ravi ke bare main discuss karna hai, suna hai aap uske mentor the Professor : woh ravi, haa bahut imandar bacha tha, uski maut ka hadsa mujhe bardash nahi hua, padayi mein harwaqt doosre ladko se age tha Shah rukh khan : maut ke din aapne usse baat ki Professor : haa do bar, pehli bar jab wah college ki bus se college aya tha aur doosri bar kisi ladki se baat kar raha tha, Shah rukh khan : kaisi ladki

Professor : kuch bata nahi sakta , kuch nayi ladki thi, campus mein use kabhi dekha nahi, hatho mein chain, baal khule huye, kuch lipstick jaise ki koi tapori ladki jaisi Ompuri : Professor : kya koi sketch de sakte ho , kitni doori se apne dekha kareeb 30, 40 feet ki doori se, teesri manjil se

Shahrukh khan : kya andaza hai us ladki ka Professor : Ompuri : try kar sakta hoon fine , kal theek panch baje, sketch apse le lenge us ladki ka

Shah rukh khan : aapme aur ravi mein kya batcheet huyi us ladki ke jane ke baad Professor : bas dara sa hua tha us ladki ke jane ke baad, poochne par bataya ki pehli bar wah us ladki se mila hai, kuch bolna chahta tha par bina bole hi chala gaya Dono : thankyou

Scene 7 Ompuri : college ke dean se baat kare , kuch kissa mil jaye

Shah rukh khan : jarror sir Dean : aap dono

Shah rukh khan : CBI Dean : mujhse koi kaam

Ompuri : bas yahi apke student leader ki murder mystery solve karne ke liye apki madad chahiye Dean : ji jarorr

Shah rukh khan : is ladki ki biodata hume chahiye, apke college ki ladki hai Dean : Ompuri : shiva jara biodata nikalo, kabhi dekha nahi, campus mein kya doosre students kisi aur college ke ate hain is college main

Dean :

nahi, doosre bache not allowed hain

Shahrukh khan : to hum man lete hain ki yeh ladki apke college ki hai Dean : Ompuri : Siva : Dean : Siva : Om puri : jarror, par aisi ladki kehna mushkil hai, dress sense kuch odd sa hai hume bhi aisi hi lagta hai sir aisi koi ladki humare computer biodata pe nahi hai nahi hai, amazing, phir se check karo do teen bar check ho chukka hai sir, lodki ka biodata nahi hai kya koi manual biodata hai apke pas

Dean : nahi, jo kuch bhi biodata of students hota hai , wah is computer mein store kiya jata hai Dono : thank you

Dean : ek madam hai juhi chawla, kya aap dono usse baat kar sakte hai, is ladki ke bare mein, placement officer Dono: fine

Scene 8 Juhi chawla : aap dono

Shah rukh khan : CBI Ompuri : Juhi chawla : aapse kam tha, Dean ne bheja hai, aap student ki placement officer hai jee ha to

Shah rukh khan : yeh tasveer apne kabhi dekhi hai Juhi chawla : Ompuri : nahi kya aap bata sakte hain ki yeh is college ki hai ya nahi

Juhi chawla : itne sari ladkiyon mein yaad rakhna bahut mushkil baat hai, ek bar photo dikhayiye

Shah rukh khan : yeh rahi Juhi chawla : Ompuri : Juhi chawla : Ompuri : Juhi chawla : Dono : pata nahi par kuch odd dress sense hai dean ne bhi yehi kaha hai bahut tapori jaisi dikhti hai, problem hai kuch aap kuch bata sakti hai nahi bas jitna batana tha bata diya thank you madam

Scene 9 Shahrukh khan : tum Katrina kaif : haa tum kaise yaha par

Shah rukh khan : tum to jail mein thi, yaha par katrina kaif : jailor ne izzazat de di yaha padne ke liye tum yaha kaise

Shah rukh khan : tumhe yaha par kaise dilchaspe a gayi , yaha padne ke liye katrina kaif : tumhi se seekha hai

Shah rukh khan : woh kaise katrina kaif : psychology

Shah rukh khan : to tum yaha par psychology subject padne ayi hoon katrina kaif : very intelligent

Shah rukh khan : tumhi se seekha hai Shah rukh khan : ek question poochna tha, right time par katrina kaif : case ke silsilye mein

Shah rukh khan : haa katrina kaif : poocho

Shah rukh khan: is ladki ke bare mein kuch bata sakti ho, katrina kaif : yeh rough sketch, yeh hamari college ki nahi hain

Shah rukh khan : woh kaise keh sakti ho katrina kaif: iski dress sense, meri aur doosre ladkiyon ki dress, kuch pata chala

Shah rukh khan : fantastic, sab blue color with white background katrina kaif : aur yeh ladki ne blue color with black background pehen ke rakha hai

Shah rukh khan : very good , chalo chai piyenge katrina kaif : mujhe jana hai, baad mein kabhi milenge

Shah rukh khan : thanks and bye katrina kaif : Scene 10 Ompuri : Ajay devgan : Kajol : Ompuri : Ajay devgan : Ompuri : Kajol : Ompuri : the aap dono ravi ke rishtedar ajay devgan mera pati ravi ke maut par aap dono kya kar rahe the main office mein tha kareeb barah baje tak mere patni ke saath dono ek sath ha hum dono ki ek company private apni hai ab samjha to dono barah baje tak own company main kaam kar rahe bye

Shah rukh khan : us din maut ke din mulakat tum dono se ravi ke sath huyi thi ya nahi Kajol : maut ke do din pehle ravi kuch ghabraya sa tha aur madad ke liye kuch batana chahta tha

Ajaydevgan : isi beech uske dosto ka phone aya aur bina pooche wah humse baad mein millega bolkar chala gaya Shahrukh khan : kitne saalo se jante hai kareeb se ravi ko Ajay devgan : pehle salo mein hum united states mein naukri karte the, baad mein hum ravi ke shehar mein aur usse kareeb teen saal se jante hain Ompuri : Kajol : kaisa ladka hai ravi apke anuman se humne use kareeb se teen saal se jante hai

Shah rukh khan : waise uska haav bhav kaisa tha, yaani chidchida sa ya rafoochakar Kajol : student ka leader hai to gussa hona jayaz hai , waise gussa har waqt kis baat par ata hai keh nahi sakte Ajay devgan : any more questions Dono : thank you

Scene 11 Shahrukh khan : ladki mil gayi Ompuri kaha par

Shahrukh khan : palace of hawa mehal Ompuri : tumhe kaise malum

Shahrukh khan : bas guess work, waha pe mil sakti hai Ompuri kaise guess work kiya

Shahrukh khan : student fraternity ke do ladko ne yehi kaha ki marne wala usko pink color pasand hai, jab ravi usse bate kar raha tha, wahi information ravi ne unko diya Ompuri : iska matlab

Shahrukh khan : simple hai ravi ko khabar mili thi ki kisi ne usko bulaya hai aur ravi ne kaha ki kaha mile, agar marne wala pink chahta hai to jaipur pe ravi ki maut huyi thi to waha pe pink color famous spot hawa mehal hai, wahi pe to wah roj ana jana rahega jisne usko mara

tha Ompuri : tumhe kaise malum pink spot hawa mehal hai, wah use chod sakta hai aur kahi aur bas sakta hai Shah rukh khan : psychology of a person is that jo pink color pasand karta hai use jaroor jaipur pasand hoga , ek bar try karne pe burayi kya hai Ompuri : congratulations , chalo try karenge, rough sketch hai us aurat ka

Shah rukh khan : yes sir Scene 12 Ompuri : sab log puri chan been karo is puri hawa mehal ko

Shah rukh khan : koi mili aurat Sab : nahi sir

Shah rukh khan : shit Ompuri : roj to wah a nahi sakti its not possible

Shah rukh khan : aap jante nahi sir aaj ki sham bahut khas shaam hai , pehli bar bahaut salo ke baad show ho raha hai hawa mehal par, isliye main apko le jana chahta tha Ompuri : fine phir se try kare

Shahrukh khan : last chance Ompuri : move boys , once again try it out

Shah rukh khan : mil gayi sir ., sab log positions entry and exit gate par Ompuri : come on boys move

Shah rukh khan : pakad liya , stay their , don’t move otherwise I will shoot Lady stays and removes her hat and shah rukh khan is stunned that it is actually male

Scene 13 Shah rukh khan : tum kaun ho my goodness ravi ka baap Father : haa main, tumhe kaise malum hua ki main hawa mehal mein hoon

Shah rukh khan : bus simple guess work Ompuri is stunned and says you why ? Father : main batata hoon ravi dikhne main aam intelligent ladka hai par use bure sangati ke karan bahut nashili dawayiyon ka shikar ho gaya tha, yeh mujhe ek mahine pehle malum huye, humne lakh koshish ki wah lat ko chudwaya jaye, par din bar din wah apni maa yani meri biwi ko marne lag gaya kyonki humne usko pocket money dene se inkar kar diya, gusse main usne mere ko aur apni maa par hath uthane laga, hum dar gaye, guse mein usne yeh bhi kaha ki main tum dono ko mar kar insurance walo ko dhokha dekar paisa aith loonga Koi bhi baap yahi chahega ki apna beta pad likh kar kuch bada admi bane, dar se maine usko ek fake letter likha jisme yeh bataya gaya ki usko ek ladki milegi college main jo use ek secret batayegi Shah rukh khan : is secret ke bare main bahut suna tha, who kya tha jo wah dar gaya Father : us ladki yani maine yeh kaha ki wah aids ka mareez ban gaya hai aur kuch hi dino main marne wala hai Ompuri : yani apko malum tha ki wah ladkiyon ke peeche bhagta hai

Father : maine use darane ki koshish ki thi aur is darane ke chakar main usne mujhe ladki ke roop main such ugalva diya ki wah ladkiyon ke sangathi main raha tha, I was shocked Ompuri : to yeh murder kyon

Father : koi bhi baap apne bete ko marna nahi chahega chahe wah kitna bhi bura admi kyon na ho Shahrukh khan : to Father : usne students andolan ke theek ek din pehle mere bank account ke paiso se galat signature mera dal ke paanch lakh ka check withdraw karwaya,. Meri puri punji usne ek din main uda diya, maine abhi tak yeh baat apni biwi ko abhi tak nahi batwaya

Ompuri :

to goli kaise mari apne apne bete ko

Father :

helicopter se,

Shah rukh khan : students ka andolan itna bada tha ki shor helicopter ka sunayi nahi diya Father : Ompuri : Ompuri : ho sakta hai maine kaha tha shah rukh khan aur ek sawal yeh helicopter apko kaise mila

Father : mera ek dost hai jo khud hawai jahaz ka malik hai jo mantriyon ko rent mein deta hai, government employees Shah rukh khan : aur usne de di , apne bataya aur usne de di Father : maine use kaha ki ek din ke liye main helicopter ko udana chahta hoon, autopilot maine rakha aur shoot apne bache ko kar diya rote huye Ompuri : ek galti ki apne

Shah rukh khan : do galtiya Father : do kaise

Ompuri : ek galti ki apne ladki ke veshbhusha main yaha aye, har waqt murderer thinks he cannot be found out Shah rukh khan : aur doosri galti dress sense blue color with black background Ompuri : Father : ek baat malum nahi pada apki biwi apke saath kyon nahi ayi maine apni biwi ko sleeping pills de di

Shahrukh khan is stunned and says kyon Father : we have become paupers and I killed my wife and was about to leave the town bas yeh occasion last time dekhna chahta tha, sheher ko chodte samay, pink color Father : meri yeh samajh pe nahi ayi ki apko kaise malum ki main yaha is samay pe aoonga

ompuri : pink color is usually associated with boys of 20th century so we also guessed the candidate if at all likes pink jaroor 15 th to 20th day of month ko yaha par ayega, theek yeh occassion dekhne, just a simple guess work , agar miss ho gaya to very difficult case it would become shahrukh ko shukriya bol diya aur om puri said good bye for the night Aur is prakar ravi ke father gets jail sentenced life imprisonment . yeh doosri meri CBI ki kahani khatm hoti hai aur is mauke per apko meri taraf se shubhkamnaye ki aap apni sahi disha chunege har saal bye

MURDER IN HOSPITAL (Still incomplete)

Scene 1 Rishi Kapoor in death bed Rishi Kapoor: Neetu singh : nahi hoga Tum sab kyon ro rahe ho apko kuch nahi hoga, bhagvan se prarthana karti hoon, apko kuch

Shabana Amzi : Na raat ki sardi hai, na din ka suraj, chain se soyiye alah khuda hai hum sab ki raksha karne ke liye Rishi kapoor : mujhe sirf cancer hai, kabhi na kabhi to kisi ko to upar jana hai, ache karm kiye hai isliye jaldi bhagwan bula raha hai Nasaruddin shah : zindagi mein Rishi Kapoor : Katrina kaif : Neetu singh : bhaiya shubh shubh boliye, apke bina suna suna lagega hum sab ki

mere jane se pehle ek wada sab karo papa baad mein discuss karenge boliye

Rishi kapoor : tum sab ek ngo kyon nahi kholte jisse ki jo cancer se marte hain unki zindagi aram se kat jaye

Amitabh bachan : hum yeh baad mein sochenge, apko aram karne ki zaroorat hai, please thodi der ke liye soyiye Rishi kapoor : ab kaha sona, jitni baat kar sakoo, utni chain se so sakoonga

Katrina kaif : papa ek kahavat kahiye , aap ke muh se sunna chahti hoon, bahut din ho gaye, kuch khati meethi batein Rishi kapoor ; Sab : english mein sunavoo kisi bhi bhasha main

Rishi kapoor : life is full of sorrows and happiness. Happiness is only 10% but that 10% of happiness is so evenly distributed that you would never feel that you are in sorrow Rishi kapoor : ek akhri khwaish : ngo jarror kholna

And rishi kapoor dies in the night, every one cries Scene 2 Nana patekar : ek case hai bahut pechida

Amitabh bachan : kaun sa case Nana patekar : yahi jo rishi kappoor mara tha us hospital ke bare main case hai

Amitabh bachan : very interesting Nana patekar : case hai ki kidneys are being sold

Amitabh bachan : mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aya Nana patekar : the cbi report ko dekhkar aisa lagta hai ki kya rishi kapoor cancer se mare

Amitabh bachan : woh reports doctor sabne yehi kaha tah ki cancer hai Nana patekar : malum hai but report adla badli bhi ki ja sakti hai

Amitabh bachan : yaani Nana patekar : kya wah report rishi kapoor ke the ya nahi

Amitabh bachan : report ke hisab se wah report ka naam rishi kapoor ke the Nana patekar : cbi ka report pad tab pata chalega

REPORT: Mumbai ka pehla doctor mamoothy jisne ek lakh se jyada patients ko theek kiya paanch salo ke andar karuna hospitals ka chief ab badi dukhad stithi main hai, cbi ke anusar kidneys bechne main us hospital ka naam arjit kiya gaya hai report main Pata chalta hai kuch saalo main hospital main marne ki sankhya 10% overall in patients main payi gayi hai. Aisa kyon ho raha hai , doctors of karuna bata nahi pa rahe hai Jaanch padtal jari hai aur is kaam ko saumpne ke liye cbi chief ne do officers ko kaam saumpa hai Nana patekar : aur woh do log mere anusar hum hai

Amitabh bachan : boss Nana patekar : yes boss

Scene 3 Nasaruddin shah : subah ka nashta karke a rahe hai kya tum log Nana Patekar : aap se milne ke baad nashta huzam ho gaya

Nasaruddin shah : kaam ki baat kare hum Amitabh bachan : watan ka namak khaya hai to shuru hojayiye Nasaruddin shah : tum dono baaz nahi ayenge Amitabh bachan : aap saath hai to kisse dar Nasaruddin shah : aaj ki khabar padi hai Nana patekar : aap ka photo chapa hai

Nasaruddin shah : uske baad Nana patekar: hamara photo nahi chapa

Nasaruddin shah: Be serious Nasaruddin Shah : poochtash karni hai kaha malum hai

Amitabh Bachan : karuna hospital main Nasaruddin shah : tumko kaise malum Amitabh Bachan : aap ki photo dekhi hai Nasarudin shah : again be serious Nana patekar : kaisi pochtash kare

Nasarudin shah : kitni experience hai tumhare paas Nana patekar : yahi paanch saal cheh mahine pandrah din aath ghante

Nasaruddin shah : aur tumhari Amitabh bachan : bas aath ghante ke bajaye teen ghante Nasarudin shah : dono ek saath aye the Nana patekar : bilkul judwa

Nasaruddin shah : yeh hai case report to me after one week every month Nasaruddin shah : kitne mahine loge is case ko solve karne ke liye Dono : cheh mahine ke ander

Nasaruddin shah : judwaa Scene 4 Amitabh bachan : kaise shuru kare case Nana Patekar : jaise ham roj karte hai

Amitabh bachan : suffocating people with questions Nana patekar : Dr Rastogi : Nana Patekar : Dr Rastogi : Naam Dr Rastogi kaam Doctor in cancer specialist

Amitabh Bachan : aaj tak apne kitne patients ka ilaz kiya hai Dr Rastogi : Nana patekar : Dr Rastogi : kareeb do sow paanch saal mein in house patients kitne the usme sab in patients the cancer right

Amitabh bachan : ilaz kaise karte hain aap sab log Dr Rastogi : depends upon cancer symptoms initial stage cancer mein operation se bach jate hai log Nana patekar : Dr Rastogi : percentage of success kareeb 50 50

Amitabh bachan : afwa faili hai is hospital mein marna bahut jald ho jata hai Dr Rastogi : yeh sab afwai hai aisa kuch bhi nahi hai

Amitabh bachan : in patients ki list bata sakte hai jo operation ke pehle and operation ke baad wale patients ki list chahiye poochtash ke liye Dr Rastogi : Nana patekar : Dr Rastogi : beshak ek last question been working since since five years

Scene 5 Nana patekar : in patients mein kaun sa admi choose kare

Amitabh bachan : pehle dean se to baat kare Nana patekar : Mamoothy : fine mamoothy what can I do for you both

Amitabh bachan : jaanch padtal ke silsilay mein Mamoothy : kaisi jaanch

Nana patekar : Mamoothy :

apne aaj ki taza khabar padi hai no I was busy

Amitabh bachan : aaj ki khabar Mamoothy : Nana patekar : Mamoothy : interesting who wrote it hamne to nahi funny , aisa kuch bhi nahi ho raha hai is hospital mein

Amitabh bachan : kya hum poochtash kare is hospital mein we want some clarifications Mamoothy : Nana patekar : no court orders

Scene 6 Amitabh bachan : patient number 16 Nana patekar : male or female

Amitabh bachan : female Sridevi : Nana patekar : Sridevi : Nana patekar : who are you yamdoot I didn’t understand CBI

Amitabh bachan : kitne mahine se yaha par ho Sridevi : Nana patekar : Sridevi : kareeb teen mahino se problem child delivery

Amitabh bachan : symptoms Sridevi : said also have kidney cancer early symptoms

Amitabh bachan : doctors Sridevi : Nana patekar : Sridevi : said can be operated upon during operation before child delivery assurance 50-50 but compulsory

Amitabh bachan : medical report Nana patekar : Sridevi : fine been a doctor

Amitabh bachan : CBI allrounders

Scene 7

Nana patekar :

patient no 13

Amitabh bachan : naam Dharmendra : dharmendra

Amitabh bachan : joining date Dharmendra : Nana patekar : Dharmendra : two months back cause of joining stomach upset

Amitabh bachan : cause of staying Dharmendra : Nana patekar : problems in kidney function said operation required reports

Amitabh bachan : anything Nana patekar : checking out patterns

Scene 8 Nana patekar : patient no 20

Amitabh bachan : naam Rekha : Nana patekar : Rekha : rekha kaam housewife

Amitabh bachan : purpose of visiting hospital Rekha : Nana patekar : Rekha : urine infection purpose of staying kidney malfunction

Amitabh bachan : how did you know Rekha : Nana patekar : doctor rastogi amazing

Amitabh bachan : reports Both : quite interesting patterns

Scene 9 Nasaruddin shah : what is happening to the case Nana patekar : kuch samjhe nahi bahut pechida case hai

Nasaruddin shah : any suspects Amitabh bachan : no sir but one Nasaruddin shah : who Nana patekar : cant say but rustogi

Nasaruddin shah : why

Amitabh bachan : all 3 cases of patients checked have been monitored by rustogi but all 3 cases problem was left side of kidney not both or right we cant decipher why Nana patekar : and amazing thing is it can be done by anyone a doctor madman or rustogi why we don’t know Nasaruddin shah : any clues Amitabh bachan : only report decipheration Nasaruddin shah : talk to doctors Both : Scene 10 Nana patekar : Cathy : you are a doctor yes yes sir

Amitabh bachan : specialization Cathy : kidney specialist

Amitabh bachan : working since Cathy : Nana patekar : Cathy : Nana patekar : Nana patekar : Cathy : since three years been working with with rustogi amazing rustogi working since since seven years

Both are stunned Are you sure Cathy : yes 100 percent

Nana patekar : Scene 11

thank you

to be debated by public something to think about the story who the culprit is come under the category of unsolved crime mystery presented by jagadish

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